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Jacob W. 

Jacob W. is the kind of guy to smoke a ton of weed, tells you he cares about you, and still mean when the high is over. He is the kind of guy who will treat u like a princess just cause he cares about you that much. If you're special to him you're very very lucky.
Marrissa loves Jacob W. but she's too scared to say it.
Jacob W. by marsluvsusosomuch March 23, 2022
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jacob j.w.c 

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.
jacob j.w.c by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020

jacob williams

the realest nigga alive he fucks bad bitches and gets more stacks than u.
hey jacob williams can i come over
~naw im busy fuckin bad bitches

Jacob Whitesides 

Jacob is one of the 12 wonderful Magcon boys. Most perfect, nice, loving, loyal, humorous, gorgeous boy out there. Not only with those characterstics, he has an amazing voice that will melt your heart in one second. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
"Do you see Jacob Whitesides up on stage right now?"

"Yes, he's perfect."
Jacob Whitesides by Linds131030 April 14, 2014

Jacob Whitesides 

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."

Jacob Walker 

An extraordinary giving and charming individual.
Strong and protective, kind and compassionate.
Undeniably sexy: intensely irresistibly and erotically attractive, with a personality to swoon, and a bod to drop panties.
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet.
The kind of man thats worth the wait: where luck is dominated by the power of fate.
OH DAMN! Look at that Jacob Walker!! That boy is FINNEEEE!

I wish I had a Jacob Walker to snuggle with every night.
Jacob Walker by Sugartits<3 December 28, 2011

jacob white 

a faggot who's as famous as The Rock
Jacob White is really popular!
jacob white by Liam Pentland October 24, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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