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Jacob’s Ladder 

Jacob’s ladder is a metaphor for an existential dilemma based on a perceived future being unseen to previous awareness, because each part is tied in place, ideally the way the toy works is a top plank cascading into the others all mechanized by the interweaving ribbons.
“That movie she showed us, Jacob’s Ladder, was pretty intense,”
“Yeah, seemed like a real mind f**k,”
Jacob’s Ladder by Oneyouknow July 23, 2018
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jacob's ladder 

i piercing that goes up the to head of the penis making it look like a ladder
damn did you see that dude!!! at the fetish club he had a jacobs ladder

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!! that must of hurt
jacob's ladder by AWS June 20, 2003

jacob's ladder 

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass
gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean
jacob's ladder by C_murph324 August 30, 2006

Jacob's Ladder 

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.
I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder
Jacob's Ladder by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

The natural Jacob's ladder

Happy trail/beard going 'from the bottom of my lip to the top of yours' - by 423

P.S. Should include an arrow at the target.
Girl, wanna see The natural Jacob's ladder? It's from the bottom of my lip to the top of yours.

jacobs ladder 

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.
8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.
jacobs ladder by Jethrob May 8, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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