Jacks Breakfast 

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb

Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb

Jacks Breakfast by Jack=bad April 20, 2021

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

Lumber Jack Breakfast by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

Breakfast Jack 

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

Breakfast Jack by Basil Hill February 15, 2009

Breakfast Jack 

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

Breakfast Jack by d kizzle February 25, 2009

breakfast fap-jack 

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.

I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.

breakfast fap-jack by Crashy873 October 4, 2016