Jacks Breakfast

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb

Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb

Jacks Breakfast by Jack=bad April 20, 2021

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Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

Lumber Jack Breakfast by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

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Breakfast Jack

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

Breakfast Jack by Basil Hill February 15, 2009

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Breakfast Jack

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

Breakfast Jack by d kizzle February 25, 2009

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breakfast fap-jack

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.

I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.

breakfast fap-jack by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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