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Jickball 

The game of Jickball is played with four players. The fourth player is the "Jick". The Jick must take the "God Damn" (the ball) from the "Jesus Christ" (first player). The game is never over and no one ever wins.
"Jickball is like Calvanball, but with more swearing!"

"Fuck! You were chosen last, you're the fucking Jick! He's the Jesus Christ, get the God Damn, god damnit!"
Jickball by KapmoninCbuo October 11, 2009
Words you can keep

Jackballed Up 

Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.
The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.
Jackballed Up by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004

JACKBALLIN 

verb. A hybrid word derived from words Jacking(off money) and ballin. 1. Frivolous spending without regards to priority, in order to appear as a baller.

WORD ORIGINATED IN NAPTOWN,IN
TEST>>> If you wake up in the morning thinking about what you could have, or should have spent the money on you were JACKBALLIN.
JACKBALLIN by Kenn Starr January 4, 2008

jick ball 

To jickball is to fuck the clit.
I am going go play jick ball.

jackball 

a dum person who just keeps getting dumber
jackball by linda rondstat August 10, 2003

jackball 

A dumb person who just keeps getting dumber.

As heard on the Rush Limbaugh show, which gave a shout-out to Urban Dictionary regarding this word.
Ardent John Kerry supporters are a bunch of jackballs!
jackball by Hyacinth Bucket December 30, 2004

jackball 

knucklehead, fool, dummy, idiot, moron; depending upon the context.

Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.
Example: When addressing a friend it is more likely meant in the 'knucklehead' sense. If you were driving down the road and some manic cuts you off or you're watching TV and Bush is trying to complete a sentence or pronounce the name a of a foreign dignitary and you yell, "JACKBALL!" Clearly, it is being employed in the 'idiot' or 'moron' sense.
jackball by Jackball Hansen July 12, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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