jack you off

When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.

Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"

jack you off by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

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jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

jack you off by CrazyChixo October 3, 2016

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jack you off

Asking Jack if he's leaving

Tom: Jack you off
Jack: Yeah I have my ballet class

jack you off by Lostathome October 2, 2016

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jack you off

The term ised in the act of two horny tansgender women start jerking each others dicks off

Yo Big Stuff, let me jack you off real quick.

jack you off by JOHNNYUSA13 September 25, 2016

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Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! by eda-skip November 24, 2021

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You can go jack off with that knowledge

What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.

A: Eminem's white.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Tupac's dead.

B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.

B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.

B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

A: Jessica alba is hot.

B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.

You can go jack off with that knowledge by You can go jack off with that August 15, 2009

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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