When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.
Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"
by Thotcrates October 3, 2016
Get the jack you off mug.A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:
- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)
- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)
Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.
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Get the Jack me off like you beat your own meat! mug.What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
by You can go jack off with that August 15, 2009
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