A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'