Jack Phillips 

A lazy arse frog that doesn't talk to girls in real life

Your a jack Phillips

Jack Phillips by Lord williams September 20, 2017

Jack Phillips 

Verb; The act of shitting yourself mid grammar correction.

Jack Phillipsed (Past tense)

I seem to have Jack Phillipsed myself

Jack Phillips by Suave-age October 1, 2018

Phillipino Flap Jack 

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

Phillipino Flap Jack by Facawi November 23, 2010