Jack mehoff

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a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.

Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)

Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?

Jack

Teacher: Last name?

Mehoff

Teacher: That's a very unique name.

*30 minutes later*

Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!

*Class starts laughing*

Jack mehoff by sock mydong July 25, 2020

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Jack Mehoff

Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.

-He’s almost as gay as Jack.
-Who’s Jack?
-Jack Mehoff.

Jack Mehoff by jackmehofff69 December 1, 2021

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Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.

He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”

Jack Mehoff by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022

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Jack Meoff

A godamn sexy name.

Jack Meoff by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003

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jack megoff

That's right meg from family guy has a bigger cock then u

jack megoff she's getting lonely keemstar

jack megoff by Megatronious August 23, 2017

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jacklehoff

a term used to describe someone who is being annoying and wont leave you alone.

Aiden stop being a jacklehoff you know better than that !

jacklehoff by jacklehoff June 10, 2020

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jackmeoff

masterbation of male

word used to fool cop

jackmeoff by Patrick November 25, 2004

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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