Jack Harlot

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Some tall white fake gangsta guy from Kentucky who goes on tours to Sacramento and fucks all the hot blonde bitches who form long lines to listen to his shit music and ride his cock or if they can't get it, that of some other tall white gangsta redneck guy

Jack Harlot fucked 20 chicks after the concert in Sacramento downtown. Lucky son of a bitch

Jack Harlot by D Flawless October 26, 2022

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jack harlow

Known as the what’s poppin guy. A song that recently blew up but he’s been putting out tapes since 2016. He’s not trying to be anyone but himself and he’s one of the swaggiest white rappers in the game

Person 1: Yo u heard of Jack Harlow??
Person 2 : ya that dude cold!!

jack harlow by Eddiemcmahonjr October 2, 2020

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jack harlow

a good ass rapper, fine as fuck, and one of the funniest rappers in the game. i love him.

person 1: “have you heard of jack harlow?? he’s a great white rapper and the hottest man ever.”

person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.

jack harlow by guaplorddd April 23, 2021

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Jack Harlow Day

Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.

it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day

Jack Harlow Day by jackharlowmemes January 3, 2022

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Jack harlow

Jack harlow one of the finest niggas in the rap game🤤

Hi jack harlow

Jack harlow by that/niggafromtexas August 15, 2021

jack harlow

underrated.

my football skills are jack harlow !

jack harlow by andre Nickatina February 11, 2021

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Is Jack Harlow Zaddy

Yes, jack harlow is zaddy

Is Jack Harlow Zaddy? Yes jack harlow is the biggest zaddy

Is Jack Harlow Zaddy by zaddyjackharlow January 13, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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