Jack Bandit

1.One who reaches his goal while being craft, sly and slick.

2.An alter ego of Doug from Nickelodeon who wore a hat, scarf and cowl similar to the movie "The Shadow".

3. Someone who is successful when it comes to having sex with the opposite sex.

Wa-na-naa, Jack Bandit.

And when climbed on top of me, I thought, "I am Jack Bandit."

Patti Mayonnaise: Oh mystery man who are?
Doug as Jack Bandit: I'm <Music: Wa-Na-Naa> Jack Bandit!

Jack Bandit by Escalade714 April 18, 2004

Rack Jack Bandit 

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

Rack Jack Bandit by SophiaMane December 29, 2020