superman's dead

Used in retailiation, the female version of the superman. She removes her tampon during her menstral cycle and proceeds to rub the tampon on his back followed by pressing a sheet to his back and allowing it to dry. Thus in the morning the bloody sheet is stuck to his back looking as though superman has been mortally injured.

Coco was pissed that her boyfriend gave her a Superman she got back at him with Superman's Dead.

by VIP Gangsta January 19, 2008

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superman's house

The look of shards of methamphetamine in a glass bowl and their resemblance to Superman's house made of 'Krypton' just before you smoke it.

Joel said, "Did you just score some dope?"
George replied"Yeah, you wanna go to Superman's house?"

by jROCK$** December 3, 2014

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Superman's Pal

A term that describes yourself as the victim of a "friend" who thinks nothing of playing horrific practical jokes on you, telling lies that border on insanity & oft-times, treating the opposite sex like absolute garbage.

This comes from any number of Superman comics of the 60's, where The Man of Steel was a complete dick - teaching his friends "lessons", usually at great & mentally-scarring expense and treating Lois Lane like a bug under glass for the express purpose of emotional torture.

Jimmy: Did you see what Clark did to me? He had a fake lottery ticket printed up & I thought I had won five million dollars! But it was just another of his sick jokes! I really could've used that money, too, with my mom dying and all...

Perry: Superman's Pal. (chuckle)

by wesley2006 January 23, 2008

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