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Definitions by AbbyErGr

Jack Bauer 

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.
I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.
Jack Bauer by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005