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jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

jabbin the slaw 

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
jabbin the slaw by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

Jablinskied 

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.
I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!
Jablinskied by bstujm June 27, 2019

Jablinskified 

Jack blacks online ID is jablisnkigames so a popular wide term Saying is get Jablinskified when you kill someone in a game. Popularised by Scameron (Mr moo moo and the OCE bombers)
Get Jablinskified you console pleb
Jablinskified by Will_Benyeet December 27, 2019

Ram Jabbing 

The sexual act of violently shoving your penis inside of the vagina
Have you ever tried Ram Jabbing? It is so fun but it is almost like an exercise. Try it some time.
Ram Jabbing by retardomilos May 17, 2021

Jablinski 

The sexiest and most experienced gamer ever to exist.

Can also be used as a synonym for beast.
Judge: *To prosecutor* State your case.
Prosecutor: Mr. Timothy is here because he talked profanities about Jablinski. Would you like me to read some of them?
Judge: Go ahead.
Prosecutor: Ehm, "Jablinski is a trash YouTuber and an even more trash gamer"
Judge: Thank you. I find Mr. Timothy guilty, and sentence him to death.
Mr. Timothy: Wait wh-

Girl 1: Wow, I love Mark, he's so nice and he like defends everyone!
Girl 2: Ikr, he's such a jablinski.
Jablinski by big_benis_nibba July 24, 2019