Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy piece of ass beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur Whiskey Dick may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion).

Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to morning wood and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.

I woke up with prime morning wood so started jabbin' on this chicks butt - just poking around, ya know - and she rolled over with a smile!

Jabbin' by sensuousDilJob September 27, 2012

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jabbin' the rattle

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.

So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...

jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

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jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

jabbin the slaw by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

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