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He was outside jabbin' about my boy's business.
jabbin' by .Erin. January 6, 2006
Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy piece of ass beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur Whiskey Dick may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion).

Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to morning wood and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.
I woke up with prime morning wood so started jabbin' on this chicks butt - just poking around, ya know - and she rolled over with a smile!
Jabbin' by sensuousDilJob September 27, 2012
says amogus all the fucking time and loves to ask people uncomfortable questions
jabbin is a bitch
jabbin by jabbinman April 20, 2021
jabbin cool
jabbin cool
Jabbin by JabbinM March 18, 2023

jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

jabbin the slaw 

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
jabbin the slaw by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017