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To talk to females, to gain sexual favor, or a phone number.
Look at Todd jabbin' at these hoes.
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He was outside jabbin' about my boy's business.
jabbin' by .Erin. January 6, 2006
Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy piece of ass beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur Whiskey Dick may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion).

Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to morning wood and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.
I woke up with prime morning wood so started jabbin' on this chicks butt - just poking around, ya know - and she rolled over with a smile!
Jabbin' by sensuousDilJob September 27, 2012
says amogus all the fucking time and loves to ask people uncomfortable questions
jabbin is a bitch
jabbin by jabbinman April 20, 2021
jabbin cool
jabbin cool
Jabbin by JabbinM March 18, 2023

jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.
So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...
jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

jabbin the slaw 

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.
Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.
jabbin the slaw by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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