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Abbreviation for "justin.tv"...a live webcam network.
"hey man, did you see Bradman on JTV last night?
it was awesome!"
jtv by mark313 January 24, 2008
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JTV means ''Jane The Virgin,'' and it means a single mother who has had a lot of tramuatic stuff happen to her and her child.
Lisa: I have so many stuff to deal with! On top of that, I have to take care of Gavin!

Margret:I'm so sorry! Might aswell talk to a theripst about your JTV.
JTV by Jac0b3y November 4, 2021
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Bro I don't have time for the drama, I'm JTV.
JTV by 8v8 April 5, 2021
jtv stands for "Jane the virgin", an american telenovela starring Gina Rodriguez and Justin Baldoni. Btw, you should watch it, it's perfection <3
Person: Where were you last night?
Me: Oh, I was watching jtv.
jtv by sunnyyyyyy April 23, 2021

JTV Greeter 

The term is used to describe someone on JTV who suck admins cocks for a badge.
Hi, i'm a JTV greeter and i'm better than everyone else in this chatroom because i have a badge next to my name'' ''... what a prick

jtv admin 

a useless group of admins helping keep a pedo site open and ban anyone for complaining
useless pedo loving jtv admins
jtv admin by unknown_blogger May 16, 2011
Used by the upperclass of society and mammals. It is used to describe a mutual understanding and respect. Also an abbreviation of 'Je te vois', but that's for the uncultured. One could also say it is the same as 'I see you'. But yet again it is only used by real beaver hunters.
Mate 1: Oi, did you just spot a beaver?
Mate 2: Oiiiii, nah that was just my gigantic upper lip.
Mate 1: Ohhhh, jtvwa.
Jtvwa by MCAWESOME5 August 26, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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