JS-5000 Share definition Flag n. a state of working harder than everyone else; no one else has it a difficult as you do; you sometimes whine "it's not fair" and "why me" Damn, someone should give the JS-5000 some Midol and a tampon. JS-5000 by Rick James April 12, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the JS-5000 mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch