joyride

Something you don't tell your mother you are doing when you are going out driving with buddies on Friday night because she'll freak shit and not let you go.

Mom
"No, I'm not letting you out! I don't want you getting into an accident like those teenagers on the news! Joyriding is dangerous!"

Dad
"Idiot! Why did you say joyride? You should have said you were going to McDonald's or something. You know your mom worries! Kidding me? Fucking... joyride... idiot!"

by a young idiot October 30, 2011

Joyride

A joyride is a sexual act with one man and many women all engaging in intercourse simultaneously. The opposite of a gangbang.

After requesting to speak to the manager, Karen reminisced on the previous night joyride noting that she was one of many ladies to fuck John and was quite satisfied.

by lovealots August 22, 2019

joyride

a delicious low Suger candy made by YouTuber Ryan trahan. (very yummy)

mom can I buy joyride

by yowut November 13, 2025

Mexican Joyride

It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.

Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?

Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!

by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

Aussie Joyride

When a chick rides your face down the stairs using your dick as a joystick.

We were 69ing on the landing when she grabbed my dick and we went for an Aussie Joyride.

by The Sandgroper March 18, 2016

Family Joyride

when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)

Alright gang, it's time for our annual family joyride gangbang

by Yeahtheboys1123 August 19, 2021

welsh joyride

To ride a sheep around at a fast pace.

Derives from the cultural stereotype that Welsh people are obsessed with and attracted to sheep.

Ianto had too much to drink and went for a welsh joyride.

by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010