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Slimy Joystick
When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.
My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.
Slimy Joystick by FraterOS December 30, 2018
Jyoti
Jyoti means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
Jyoti by *Mysteries* October 26, 2018
Jyotika
A beautiful talented girl with a dream to explore, adventure, talk to new people, make new friends and stick to her loved one. She’s extremely mature in taking decisions but she could laugh and cry like a baby as well. Her intentions are positively clear and her soul is pure. She’ll be there for the people she cares, no matter what. She can never hate a person. Yes she is possessive but very adorable. Extremely bold. And has a shine in those eyes.
Jyotiraditya
Hindu name, meaning:-
Resplendece of the sun,
or Lord Krishna.
This name is also used by a prince.
This name is characterized by Witty,clever, bright people.
Resplendece of the sun,
or Lord Krishna.
This name is also used by a prince.
This name is characterized by Witty,clever, bright people.
Jyotiraditya by BlizzardianOverpowered October 2, 2018
Jyoti
Jyoti by Soccer11lol October 22, 2016
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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