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A big cuddly panda bear type animal originally from malaysia but often seen habitating in the deep regions of 'wales'. enjoys nothing more than; fancy ties, telling people about his fancy ties, being angry and loving all things welsh.
that jons looks so hugable, i would give him hugs more often if he wasn't so angry and hugging other welshies.
jons by AliDawe September 19, 2008
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what is this jons?????
yo wus poppin B whats the jons goin in ur neck of the woods
jons by poppinB113 April 19, 2018
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Jonsey • Jonsexual • jonser • Jonsa • Jonsen • Jonsi • jonsing • Jonston • jonsandman • jonscot

jons bbq foot masause 

jons bbq foot masause
jons bbq foot masause by red clan January 11, 2019
a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace
Jons mum is waiting for you
jons mum by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

Johnny Jons 

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on
yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin
Johnny Jons by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006
big gains, large profits, and massi quantities.
bruh we getting them big jons

yardy kno brah
big jons by gatfrat June 20, 2018

Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).
“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”
Silly Jons by GOON SQUAD REAL July 11, 2023
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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