John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.
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An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
by -\_/- December 28, 2005
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John Smith

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.
Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith
by some random stalker August 23, 2010
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John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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John Smith

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.
by John Cactus October 10, 2006
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John Smith

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.
For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.
by Rob Aldridge February 27, 2007
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the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube
OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH
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