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When you and your friends act retarded, get drunk, and harass Joe Swanson outside his home.
"Hey man when is Joe Day again?"
"It's always June 20th dumbass"
Joe Day by Weeblis May 31, 2023

Blow Joe Day 

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
Blow Joe Day by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022

National Izzy and Joe Day 

national izzy and joe day is for the two most uwu baka baddies in the world 👉👈 uwu

they enjoy watch h2or and roasting kids on roblox

but u may be asking, when is this holiday??

it is 21st of july!! celebrate with your friends and honor people who hold the world record for quickest time to get banned on roblox within having their account (5 minutes)
TODAY IS NATIONAL IZZY AND JOE DAY UWU 👉👈

National roast joe day 

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.
Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

National joe mama day 

It pretty self explanatory just say joe mama as much as possible
Samuel:I love that hat

Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi

Joe Leonard Day 

Joe Leonard day falls on October 6 and it is a day honor the workers of the world as well as all the Joe Leonards. How to participate in Joe Leonard Day? Go out and get yourself a nice meal, or at least a tasty beverage. Tip no less than 50%, and on the tab when you sign it, write “Happy Joe Leonard Day”
Servers love to work on October 6 because of Joe Leonard Day.
Joe Leonard Day by HolidayPro October 8, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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