JK Wrangler Unlimited

Similar in definition to the aforementioned, JK Wrangler, the JK Wrangler Unlimited is the new 4 door version of the JK Wrangler (2007+). All the traits that apply to the JK Wrangler, also apply to the JK Wrangler Unlimited. Yes, my friends, this bad daddy also has solid axles (dual Dana 44s on the upscale Rubicon Unlimited trim), available factory electronic lockers, available sway bar disconnect, 32" BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires, and a whole host of other amenities and features. What does this mean for the 21st century wheeler? The iconic Wrangler is now suitable for carrying the entire family and all their gear with ease. OR, the extra space can also be utilized, for...<ahem>, other EXTRACURRICULAR activities. Tu sabes??? ;) Once again, other 4x4s simply need not apply. FJ Cruiser? Go home. Ford Explorer? Bite me. Land Rover LR2? Why even bother? Acura RDX/MDX? All I can do is snicker, baby! Nissan Xterra? We established this, your boys will throw sand in your eyes if you buy this one! Porsche Cayenne? Stick to the mall parking lot! Let's see, am I forgetting anyone?...
OH YEAH! Hummer H2 and Hummer H3 owners take note: You all dropped $35+K on SUVs (note: I did NOT use the term 4x4...you're not worthy) that couldn't wheel themselves out of a moldy-ass cardboard box...let alone handle the dunes at Glamis, the rocks of Moab, or even the mud of the Deep South. Do us all a favor and slap some chrome 24" Zenettis on your mall cruisers and stick to toolin' down the boulevard. Okay? Well, I do believe we are finished here. Have a GREAT day. :)

"After threatening my vision with thrown sand, my boys convinced me to snag a JK Wrangler, however, I remembered the little lady at home and my two rugrats, so I decided to do them one better and step up to the JK Wrangler Unlimited. Who's throwing the sand now, suckas???"

JK Wrangler Unlimited by Russ D. February 15, 2008

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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