Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!
by Bay City Bird Slapper April 06, 2011
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jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
by Nebuchadnezzar January 09, 2004
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Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
by Davetherave January 31, 2006
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Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!

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You look jizztastic today!
by lolicakes February 09, 2011
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jizztastic

word used to describe something that is really amazing
dude that hot tub was jizztastic.
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Jizztastic

Used for a sexual joke reply. or used to define something very awesome.
Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"

Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."
by iShoulddaPulledOut October 11, 2011
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(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.
by thezongo December 18, 2009
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