J.T. Day

J.T. Day is celebrated annually on the 10th of September. The weekend before (or of, in the event the 10th is a weekday) and the weekend after are also celebrated. Activities include drinking Justin Timberlake's tequila, 901; listening to Justin Timeberlake records; dancing; wearing bow ties; and enjoying life more than anyone else.

The holiday is officially called Two Weekends of J.T. Day. However, it is generally shortened to just J.T. Day.

It was first celebrated in Lawrence, Kansas in 2006.

Thomas: You comin' out for J.T. Day tomorrow?
Stranger: J.T. Day?
Thomas: . . . Just bring tequila and dancing shoes.

J.T. Day by Thomas J. H. September 8, 2011

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N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!

Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning

N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day by DoomsdayDJ February 4, 2024

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"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

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