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j and g are brother from other mothers.

j was born 250098756 days before g

as g was born j farted and g died
david bell: i hate you

herbert: you are a J and G

david bell: what the fuck is that?!

herbert: hey chris
j and g by nigellelus October 28, 2010
Words you can keep
G and J = Government Juice,this can be served in a glass with ice and a twist of lemon.Government Juice is also known as TAP WATER
"Yo,blud can I get sum G&J?"
G and J by D2dadizzle September 7, 2005

J and K Gambit

J and K Gambit, also known as Jammu Kashmir Gambit, is a type of gambit in chess that is played when only few seconds are left for the opponent. The player who has more time sacrifices his pieces in a totally unexpected way so as to throw the opponent off guard and eventually the opponent loses by running out of time. This was first played by an Indian comedian, Samay Raina in one of his live streams. He is the winner of comicstaan season 2 which was aired on Amazon.
I won my game by playing J and K Gambit
J and K Gambit by GreedyVD June 23, 2020

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
1) A couple of cool kids from Australia
2) A couple who always explains themselves as hating each other, while truly, that is a lie
3) A signature appropriate for all letters
4) A secret code, including 248
5) A term used to explain how jokes come true, more often than not
6) A way to never finish a film
7) The act of doing homework
8) A crazy speed dial number
9) Sponsor of every well written Model UN Resolution
10) Someone who will not make the other tea, no matter the demand
11) An ideal situation/relationship
1) (At the end of a letter) Love, jandg
2) Girl: Want to watch a movie?
Boy: Yeah, but we're jandg, and will never finish it.
3) Sponsors: People's Republic of China, (Taiwan), South Africa, Indonesia, jandg.
jandg by coolcat007 April 13, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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