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J-Shot
"Bro, I'm sorry i J-Shotted in your shorts..." "What does that mean?!" "It means you might want to wash them"
J-Shot by Charlie Oxsucker November 7, 2011
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Joey J Shot
A Floridian music artist that started from the smallest town in Florida called Arcadia. Joey J Shot popped off once he first released Spaghetti Volume 1, in which he proceeded to make Spaghetti Volume 2, which showed a massive amount of support and respect from his town. He rose from the gutters of Kadi to becoming the king of Kadi. He loves a girl named Erica, also known as Chief Keef. Joey J Shot loves bullying a pussy called Garrett Leath. He will do anything for The Boys because he never switches up. Joey, however has faced some darkness in his life. His parents make him do anything they please, like he’s a 1860s slave. He holds so much frustration sometimes he will lash out at his friends. To his friends, it seems like some sort of PTSD. Deep down, his friends know that he needs something to lash out at so that’s why Joey J Shot will be playing football for his junior year at Desoto High School. Joey is always there for you, even if he’s pissed off that you threw his clothes on the roof of someone’s house.
Joey J Shot by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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