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when a man ejaculates in his best friend's shorts
"Bro, I'm sorry i J-Shotted in your shorts..." "What does that mean?!" "It means you might want to wash them"
J-Shot by Charlie Oxsucker November 7, 2011
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J Shot • Joey J Shot • JS Hot tub • J.O.E • J.J. • J • J.A.P. • J.O. • j lo • j's

Joey J Shot 

A Floridian music artist that started from the smallest town in Florida called Arcadia. Joey J Shot popped off once he first released Spaghetti Volume 1, in which he proceeded to make Spaghetti Volume 2, which showed a massive amount of support and respect from his town. He rose from the gutters of Kadi to becoming the king of Kadi. He loves a girl named Erica, also known as Chief Keef. Joey J Shot loves bullying a pussy called Garrett Leath. He will do anything for The Boys because he never switches up. Joey, however has faced some darkness in his life. His parents make him do anything they please, like he’s a 1860s slave. He holds so much frustration sometimes he will lash out at his friends. To his friends, it seems like some sort of PTSD. Deep down, his friends know that he needs something to lash out at so that’s why Joey J Shot will be playing football for his junior year at Desoto High School. Joey is always there for you, even if he’s pissed off that you threw his clothes on the roof of someone’s house.
“Woah, are you listening to Joey J Shot’s new song? That man sounds like God!”
Joey J Shot by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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