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J. Arthur  

Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.
"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."
J. Arthur by bernard leonard January 5, 2009
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J.Arthuritis 

Acute stiffness of the wrist caused by excessive self-discipline.
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'
Billy has to drink wine nowadays because his wrist won't take the weight of a pint glass. It's the worst case of J.Arthuritis I've seen
J.Arthuritis by gavos August 12, 2010
jarthur is sketchy
jarthur by used toilet seat February 1, 2022
A ship between the main characters in the horror podcast Malevolent.
Person 1:Have you heard of Jarthur?

Person 2:Oh fuck yeah! favorite ship
Jarthur by vexton January 5, 2024

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026