Jörn is the sexiest boy. Girls love him always. Big cock and very good sex. Best boyfriend in the world. Every girl want a Jörn. Attractive strong and nice to everyone. Has an open ear for anyone and helps everytime. His love is bigger than everything. Girls who have a Jörn as friend a the luckiest persons on earth. A really nice fucker,
1.She: do you see him ?
2.she:yeah. It's a Jörn
1.she: I love him and I want him. He makes me horny
Jörn. A guy whose name hasn‘t any posts yet. So I‘m writing this one for him as the good friend I obviously am. Tomorrow is his birthday. (actually in less than 2 hours lol)
If you got yourself a Jörn, then smoke one with him and talk shit all night. If you wanna hang out with a chill dude, that‘s the one u’ve gotta go for. He‘s not only a creative genius but also an enormously talented guy.
Even though he‘ll probably downplay it and doubt himself. Sometimes he can be a very chill person but if we‘re up to partying, he‘s the first one to start.
Jörn became one of my few best friends and I don‘t regret a second of hanging out with him. Thanks for just being the person you are Jörn! Happy birthday:)
A: Jo, he’s getting here guys!
Some other dude: That party is going to be Jörnomous!
The best guy in the world that every girl craves, has an amazing sense for the sexy time and humor. Jorn's are usually accompanied by their cheese called Harry.
Jorn's have a juycy butt and sexy soft hair.
No other male specimen is able to be at Jorn's level.
Hes the most genuine guy you’ll know. Hes very easygoing and a pretty nice person. He can listen and is very understanding. Hes also extremely charming, fits in well in every setting. Hes also effortlessly hilarious - hey you mightknow who wrote this if you ever read it Jorn <3