The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.
e., self defense, moose hunting,
flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps
even a tasty treat.
"
Charlie, is your soup too
hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."
Guy one: "
Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."