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Alaskan Icicle
The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."
Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."
Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."
Alaskan Icicle by Moosehunter-gatherer November 28, 2009
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Mouth icicle
Mouth icicle by Vanrich September 9, 2016
Dirty Icicle
When a male individual acquires an ice dildo and performs self-sodomy, then ejaculates on said ice dildo, before re-sodomizing.
Dirty Icicle by The Dirtyer Icicle February 17, 2018
Icicle Mentality
To be as cool as Ice; somewhat dicky, arrogant, and cocky. At the same time, a nice and fortitudinous personality. They don’t take shit from anyone. Fun hang out with. Attractive persona to girls.
Icicle Mentality by Julian Delfiquie June 8, 2018
Icicle
Icicle by MynameisOptimusPrime November 21, 2010
Izzo Icicles
Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.
Izzo Icicles by Chewbacca with a Brazilian February 25, 2013
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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