Ivory Culture

The cultural form of ivory towers, ivory fortresses, ivory courts, and related institutions—the shared norms, values, practices, and assumptions that permeate academic and intellectual life. Ivory culture includes the reverence for credentials, the obsession with citation, the privileging of theory over practice, the suspicion of outsiders, the language of expertise as a barrier to entry, the performance of objectivity, and the unexamined belief that the academy's ways of knowing are simply better than others. Ivory culture is what produces academics who can discuss Foucault but not talk to their neighbors, who can deconstruct power but not recognize their own, who have spent decades mastering their fields but never questioned why their fields are structured as they are. It's the water intellectuals swim in, invisible to them but shaping every move.

Example: "At the conference, everyone spoke the same language, cited the same texts, laughed at the same jokes—not conspiracy, just Ivory Culture, the shared atmosphere of a world that has forgotten there's air outside it."

Ivory Culture by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Ivory Cancel Culture

The cancel culture version of ivory culture—the specific mechanisms within academic and intellectual communities by which individuals are publicly condemned, professionally damaged, and socially excluded for violating community norms, asking forbidden questions, or challenging orthodoxies. Unlike broader cancel culture, ivory cancel culture operates through specifically academic weapons: petitions to revoke tenure, demands for retraction, open letters condemning research, coordinated campaigns to journals and funders, and the unique power of reputational destruction within a community where reputation is the only currency. Ivory cancel culture polices the boundaries of acceptable thought not through state censorship but through community enforcement—more effective for being informal, more devastating for being peer-to-peer.

Example: "She hadn't broken any law, hadn't violated any policy—but the open letter condemned her, the petitions demanded investigation, and suddenly no one would collaborate. Not justice, but Ivory Cancel Culture: the academy policing its own."

Ivory Cancel Culture by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022