Ivory Bias

The specific cognitive distortion where one privileges academic, intellectual, or expert perspectives over all others, not because they've been tested and found superior, but simply because they originate from within the ivory tower. Ivory Bias operates when a professor's opinion is treated as more valuable than a practitioner's experience, when peer-reviewed publication is treated as the only legitimate form of knowledge, when credentialled expertise automatically outweighs lived experience, when "studying" something is considered superior to actually doing it. The bias lies in mistaking institutional position for epistemic privilege—assuming that being inside the ivory tower means seeing more clearly, when it might just mean seeing differently, or seeing less of what matters.

Example: "He dismissed her decades of community organizing as 'anecdotal' while citing a grad student's survey as 'evidence'—pure Ivory Bias, treating proximity to the academy as proximity to truth."

Ivory Bias by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Ivory Biases

The collection of cognitive biases, meta-biases, and institutional distortions that arise specifically from operating within ivory tower environments—academic, intellectual, and expert communities that are isolated from the broader society they study. Ivory biases include the tendency to mistake disciplinary consensus for universal truth, to overvalue theoretical elegance over practical messy reality, to confuse academic prestige with actual insight, to dismiss non-credentialed knowledge as inherently inferior, and to treat one's own cultural position as the neutral "view from nowhere." These biases are not individual failings but systemic products of ivory culture—the water intellectuals swim in, invisible to them but shaping every perception. Ivory biases explain how brilliant people can be so wrong about so much, how experts can miss what's obvious to outsiders, how the academy can produce knowledge that is rigorous and irrelevant in equal measure.

Example: "He couldn't understand why his perfectly logical policy paper was useless to actual policymakers—his Ivory Biases had made him value theoretical elegance over practical feasibility, and he'd never even noticed."

Ivory Biases by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022