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Ivorian golf club 

The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.
Hey, did you see Ludwig and Ridolfo gave each other an Ivorian golf club last evening?
Ivorian golf club by Matic123 December 27, 2022

Ivorian corporate records

A big load of cocaine
I could really go for some Ivorian corporate records right now
Ivorian corporate records by CPLS12 February 4, 2026
Ivorien is a prepossessing, cute, good hard working person, that considers everyones emotions and situations. Ivorien has his top priorities on his future and future lover. He loves animals and will sleep and cuddle with you. He'll call you baby and make you flush.
Damn ill date ivorien and live with him ..
Ivorien by weee nya nya wigga October 7, 2020
Ivorien is a very prepossessing, cute, loyal person that commits to his top priorities on point. His cuddles are so intoxicating that you feel every love and affection. He'll plan every future date with you and love you and want to live with you. Ivorien loves animals and debates on which ones the cutest.
whoever dates ivorien is the luckiest piece of shit ever.
ivorien by weee nya nya wigga October 7, 2020
A religion, philosophy, philosophical movement dedicated to the album of Igor by Tyler, The Creator. Our main doctrine is Igor and it's every eternal wisdom and knowledge. Additional doctrines our Tyler, The Creators other albums along with among us. Our chants are the following; "literal igor sussien sigor", "so igorian man" and more.
Thats so Igorian man.

Whats your religion. I am Igorian man.
igorian by fallrat August 31, 2021

ivortant 

a self-centered person focused only on their own interests who will go to any ends (lie, betray, steal and forge documents)

mostly used as part of a sentence or adjective e.g.
He lied to his parents for 5 years about being in college and kept asking for more money. Such an ivortant!

Can you for once think about someone other than yourself? People are talking. Shut the fuck up, you ivortating moron.
ivortant by gronj August 22, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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