A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass
Anita: I love you ivan<3
Ivan McMuffin: I love me too<3
Anita: :(
Ivan McMuffin: -trollface-
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