It's Monday

It's Monday can have many connotations which vary from positive to negative. The most common is when having a weird day just to throw out an "Its Monday" to validate the weirdness or shitness of the situation. Unfortunately "It's Monday" cannot actually be used on a Monday as thats just wrong .

"Mate today has been the weirdest bloody day"
"It's Monday"

"This is the biggest Monday job"

It's Monday by kingbuck October 5, 2018

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OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday

Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday) by AFC3 April 30, 2011

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It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun

Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force

1 - "it's a Monday, let's have some fun"
2 - "I can't believe that kid just said that"

It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012

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It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It's Tuesday, going on Monday. by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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