Israeli Ceasefire

1. When both sides of a conflict agree to halt or temporarily halt aggressive action, but one side does not stop.

2. When the cessation of hostilities is expected to remain in effect for one side and not the other.

Me and Tom agreed to stop our prank war, but he's annoying, so I gave him the old Israeli Ceasefire.

Israeli Ceasefire by onlynamethatwasntalreadytaken May 12, 2026

Israeli Ceasefire 

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.

Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.

Israeli Ceasefire by LT Jr March 18, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016