Israeli Ceasefire 

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.

Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.

Israeli Ceasefire by LT Jr March 18, 2025

Israeli Ceasefire

1. When both sides of a conflict agree to halt or temporarily halt aggressive action, but one side does not stop.

2. When the cessation of hostilities is expected to remain in effect for one side and not the other.

Me and Tom agreed to stop our prank war, but he's annoying, so I gave him the old Israeli Ceasefire.

Israeli Ceasefire by onlynamethatwasntalreadytaken May 12, 2026