The act of winning every high school football game in the playoffs , including the state championship. Not to be confused with Negaunee, where you lose the in the state championship by a record number of points.
“Wow, I think our team is so good that we will Ishpeming this year!”
The most iffy town in the upper peninsula. The teenage population is made up of a bunch of gaslighting pricks who think they’re the “main characters”. Most of them want to pursue an artistic future and think they’re a prodigy when none of them have real talent in the field. The parental figures of the town definitely proudly show where their kids got these toxic traits. The young adults are awful as well, carrying their toxic traits as heirlooms from their parents. The sights are nice tho and the town would be incredible if the locals weren’t there.
J: “Bro I fell for this girl…”
M: “Sweet!! Wait, where’s she from?”
J: “… Ishpeming..”
M: “Hell no you know how ishpeming girls are”
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.