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An Isao is your typical guy with a huge ass johnson and big round potato sized balls. Respects himself as much as he respects others and loves to watch all kinds of movies or listen to a bunch of different music. He struggles with pretending to enjoy something like a bad car sound system or teeth but his honesty outweighs his grumpiness. Values bravery and carelessness but always tries to keep a realistic number of women that he can please without burning out. In summary an Isao will make your microwave play 4k video, your coffee taste like orgasms and your orgasms taste like spiritual awakenings while maintaining humbleness to everyone.
"Man I woke up today like an Isao I could've made a sculpture with that morning wood bro!"

"Wow look at that johnson and all those girls with him! He's probably an Isao"
isao by Chunsito November 22, 2021
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Isao is smart, funny, he listens to others, he likes irony. They have a lot of creativity. A lot of Isaos are musicians but the more famous is Isao Takahata who was a filmmaker for the Studio Ghibli
My name is Isao.
Isao by Jures November 21, 2021
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