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Is God real? 

No.
Nick: "Hey Alex, is God real?"
Alex: "No."
Is God real? by laertonsidog May 28, 2016

Is God a table? 

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
Is God a table? by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Mitski is God 

basically if someone tells you these, they're telling u that mitski is God. tbh they ain't wrong. live laught love Mitski
person 1: lol mitski mor like MIDski
person 2(they're right): go kys, Mitski is God, she is 10 times better than ur fav.
Mitski is God by 69urmomsgf69 February 10, 2022

pussy is god 

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)
“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY
pussy is god by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

our love is god 

A line from the fan freaking tasttic movie called Heathers, the character JD says this to his girlfriend Veronica Sawyer
“Our love is god, let’s go get a slushee”
our love is god by Heather_Chandler December 30, 2018

Dog is God 

Dog is god. No Denying it
YeetFucker69:Yo I am a god

Guy with dog: No dog is god

Dog: you are not a god. I am
Dog is God by Dog_is_God March 1, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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