Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

Is God a table? by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

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Mitski is God

basically if someone tells you these, they're telling u that mitski is God. tbh they ain't wrong. live laught love Mitski

person 1: lol mitski mor like MIDski
person 2(they're right): go kys, Mitski is God, she is 10 times better than ur fav.

Mitski is God by 69urmomsgf69 February 10, 2022

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pussy is god

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)

“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY

pussy is god by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

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our love is god

A line from the fan freaking tasttic movie called Heathers, the character JD says this to his girlfriend Veronica Sawyer

“Our love is god, let’s go get a slushee”

our love is god by Heather_Chandler December 30, 2018

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Dog is God

Dog is god. No Denying it

YeetFucker69:Yo I am a god

Guy with dog: No dog is god

Dog: you are not a god. I am

Dog is God by Dog_is_God March 1, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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