A derogatory term used for the Earth-199999/Marvel Cinematic Universe version of Peter Parker and/or Spider-Man. It's based on the opinion that this version of the character uses too many high-tech gadgets and has quite a close bond with Iron Man. The term is normally used by idiots who think Spider-Man in the comics is somehow not high-tech and that he also doesn't have a bond with Iron Man. Overall, it's a hurtful term that hurts the Marvel and Spider-Man community in its entirety.
Person 1: "I hate the MCU's Spider-Man, more like Iron Boy Jr., am I right?"
The MCU's humiliating and failed attempt at an adaptation of Spider-Man. A character who is supposed to be his own standalone hero but is instead Ironman's bitch. He is only liked by MCUtards and Holland fan girls because he is handsome and the newest adaptation.
Holland fan girl : Did you see Spider-Man Homecoming? It's the best Spider-Man movie ever, Tom Holland is so dreamy.
Raimi Fan : How? He is literally Ironboy Jr.
Holland Fan Girl : But Tom Holland is SO secksy. He is the most comic accurate by far.
Raimi Fan : Most comic accurate? When has Peter Parker ever been an irresponsible child who is IronMans sidekick? Have you ever even read a comic book?
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.