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A short-form for iron golem* is on top of you. This may refer to sleeping golems or the golems in the game hypixel skyblock.
Jelly : IRONTOP !
Bear : Who woke the golem?!
irontop by nenowo December 21, 2020
Words you can keep
A place where the air smells of sewer and ass. Everyone knows each other and most people never leave because it's like a black hole, once you are sucked in you never ever ever leave unless you're one of the lucky ones who aren't pieces of complete shit that sling drugs around. It used to be a good place to settle down with a family, now it's got more drugs than people in it. If you live here then congrats, you live in a shitty little piece of paradise.
Shitty Ironton.

I live in drugtopia.
Oh! You mean Ironton?

Redneckville

Arrnton
Ironton by shit.tits December 15, 2010

Ironton Smoothie 

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
Ironton Smoothie by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
what's left behind in your neighbor's lawn after you walk your dog.
ironton is a crappy piece of crap. smells like crap.
ironton by will1735 August 14, 2008

Ironsophile

A person who has a comically big obsession with Jeremy Irons, the award-winning British actor of such movies as "The Lion King", "Dead Ringers", "The Mission", "Reversal of Fortune" and "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice".
A: Have you seen that new Flash movie?
B: I don't think I will see that.
A: Jeremy Irons is in it, for a few minutes.
B: Oh! Why didn't you say it sooner? You know I'm an Ironsophile.
Ironsophile by AKhamseh88 July 19, 2023
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just fokin missing her

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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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