Ironton 

A place where the air smells of sewer and ass. Everyone knows each other and most people never leave because it's like a black hole, once you are sucked in you never ever ever leave unless you're one of the lucky ones who aren't pieces of complete shit that sling drugs around. It used to be a good place to settle down with a family, now it's got more drugs than people in it. If you live here then congrats, you live in a shitty little piece of paradise.

Shitty Ironton.

I live in drugtopia.
Oh! You mean Ironton?

Redneckville

Arrnton

Ironton by shit.tits December 15, 2010

ironton 

what's left behind in your neighbor's lawn after you walk your dog.

ironton is a crappy piece of crap. smells like crap.

ironton by will1735 August 14, 2008

Ironton Smoothie 

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.

Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!

Ironton Smoothie by Bob-owski October 5, 2011

irondong 

Penis made of iron

I have an IRONDONG!

irondong by ironlongdong October 20, 2008

ironmongers 

Blacksmiths, knifesmiths and swordmakers, using Manganes ontained in iron ore (alloy of low carbon iron trace amounts of other metel) steel 1500 BCE manufactured originaly by celtic peoples linving in Austria, Spain, and Britian had made and worked the materials as Ninetinth-century
or
As the males would say thier savy ironmongers they love to love us with.

American ironmonger William Kelly (1811-1888), was the first to a converter that burnt of the excess carbon a blast of air. He constructed seven of them at his works in Eddyville, Kentucky. When he was ready to apply for the patent on his pneumatic process in 1856, however,founded that the Englishman, Henry Bessmer (1813-1898) had just been granted one for the same idea. Alth., Kelly's prior clam to the process was subsequently demonstrated, he recieved neither the recognition nor financial rewards that should have been his. Bessemere became the known inventor of the new ironmongers steel.

(Urban)

My hot ironmonger need to feel the inside of ExP*****DeL*****==( )

ironmongers by Wolfdg*8mys0Ul December 1, 2009

irontop 

A short-form for iron golem* is on top of you. This may refer to sleeping golems or the golems in the game hypixel skyblock.

Jelly : IRONTOP !
Bear : Who woke the golem?!

irontop by nenowo December 21, 2020

IronMonk 

A person who strikes fear into man, woman and child

U better go to sleep before IronMonk comes to get u

IronMonk by scaredperson January 10, 2010