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Imvagination 

The part of an unattractive man's psyche that makes him think he is attractive to women. The Imvagination is only active in strip clubs, whore houses, Hooters and the Phillipines. The Imvagination is harmless unless it transforms into arrogance. If this happens the man will become a sad douche bag. The only cure for this transformation is as follows:
1) Remove man from Asia, whore house, Hooters or strip club.

2) Grab his double chin and punch him in his bald spot several times.
We all knew Delbert's Imvagination was out of control when he said," I think that stripper really liked me. She kept coming back to my section in sniffer's row!!"
Imvagination by Fudgie McGee December 1, 2011
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Imvagination 

what a guy uses to picture a girl naked
In order to picture her naked, I used my imvagination.
Imvagination by starguy514 March 2, 2011

imvagination 

Agile mind of a smart, sexy woman
What a Fox. She's got an awesome imvagination!
imvagination by blitzbabe November 21, 2015

imaginationship 

An imaginary relationship that someone makes up in their head because they are secretly very deeply in love with someone else. It falls somewhere between crush and stalking.
John: "Man I wanna tell you something but you have to promise to keep it a secret."
Fred: "Sure thing man, whats up?"
John: "I'm totally in love with Kelly man!"
Fred: "Dude that's never gonna happen, I think you have an imaginationship going on."
John: "Yea I guess your right."
imaginationship by Gus15 December 9, 2008

imaginationland 

Where all your creations go. And Butters.

Some of the people in GOOD imaginationland:
- Carebears
- Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas
- The underpants gnomes
- A griffin
- Pacman
- Optimus Prime
- Krishna

From the BAD part of imaginationland:
- Alien
- Predator
- The woodland Creatures
- Manbearpig
"This is...Imaginationland!"

Imagination Station 

N. A restaurant in which the food is so terrible that one must imagine it tastes amazing in order to consume it.

Imagination Stations are most commonly found in high school cafeterias or college dining halls, or places that are only visited because they are convenient
Ed: Hey man you wanna go slurp some sludge at the dining hall?

Dale: Might as well dude, that Imagination Station is the only place around here for miles.

imagination 

1. having the creative spirit and freedom of the mind and body to accomplish one's desires.

2. seeing the world through many perspectives and points of view in hopes of creating a better tomorrow
Spongebob: With Imagination, anything's possible :D
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Pee Calculus

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