Intestijob

When you give someone a hand job with your intestines.

Person1: Dude I got into a sick car crash last night , my stomach got split open!
Person 2: Whoa man that's crazy! What'd you do?
Person 1: Well, Mark was there with me, so I thought I'd try giving him an intestijob before the ambulance came.
Person 2: Wow! Sounds awesome, wish it was me there instead!

by kiddyvegas4 March 21, 2024