interrupt 

An act whereby one of a couple surprises another with an item (flesh, plastic, metal - anything goes) and without warning inserts it into the opposite's body

Jessica: Did you enjoy getting interrupted at the dishwasher last night?

Jack: Hell yeah, Jess!

interrupt by Crazy_acidtrump January 3, 2016

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

YouTube interrupt 

A longer than expected visit to you tube that interrupts one's normal activities

While on break from work Jim did a quick search for a video on YouTube. Jim found the video but experienced a YouTube interrupt and subsequentially spent 3.5 hours viewing additional music videos and missing work.

YouTube interrupt by JamesDE February 25, 2009

java.(interrupt) 

java.(interrupt) is used in a coding language called java to call an upper-line interrupt (preset of commands).

def
main class ( call java.(interrupt)
)

java.(interrupt) by CodeManY May 7, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Interrupt Me To Think Of Nothing, I WIll Continue Interpersonallyy Communicating<.7.9.76.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Interrupt Me To Think Of Nothing, I WIll Continue Interpersonallyy Communicating<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Interrupt Me To Think Of Nothing, I WIll Continue Interpersonallyy Communicating<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Interrupt Me To Think Of Nothing, I WIll Continue Interpersonallyy Communicating<.7.9.76.> by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

to intercept a diarrhea by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

Commodus Interruptus by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016