When you stay up late at night on the internet, browsing random topics that lead you from one site to another, until you wind up in some weird part of the web.
Last Saturday night, I ended up in a Internet rabbit hole due to going from one site to the next.
a dissociative state one goes into after mindlessly clicking links on the internet for so long that you are now entranced by and unable to break free from the internet's seemingly endless amount of related information.
oh, wow, i'm glad you called. i've been in this internet k-hole for three hours now.
When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.
I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.
A really long word German grammar allows words to be this long chains
Rucksack + Farbenfabrik + Fabrikleiter = Rucksackfarbenfabrik
Dude 1: what the hell is "Zellspannungsvolleyballversionssommerspeed-Internetholzreflexzonenwolle-Spielleiterpoolwörterkurzzeitwintermesser"?
German dude: "weirdgrammar rules"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!