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International House of Pancakes 

A pretty shitty restaurant that sometimes serves mediocre food if the cooks are at their best. However, this is completely acceptable, considering that each patron is drunk of their asses. Who cares what the food tastes like? You'll be throwing it up in the morning.

See Also: IHOP
I just plugged a rather large girl. I just want some fucking pancakes right now, I don't want to think about my dick falling off. I'll save that for tomorrow.
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International House of Pancakes 

A crappy restaurant also known as IHOP, where it's breakfast all the time. The majority of customers are all fat drunk people, and the kitchen staff are all Hispanic teenagers that are so stoned that they can't even cook properly.

If ya don't care about puking later on, then this place is for you!
Mark was very hungry after his night of boozing so he went to International House of Pancakes. There his pancakes were served to him soggy and undercooked and his sausages charred black by the stoned 18 year old Mexican cook.

International House of Pancakes 

A cheap restraunt where they serve the crappiest pancakes.
Daniel wishes he owns all the International House of Pancakes.

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