1 definition by HeatyV

InstaSmashed

The redrunk. When one Bloody Mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.

"Did you see that girl passed out in front of the bar?" "Yeah that bitch was instasmashed." Or to the tune of sanasa "instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. I just got instasmashed"

by HeatyV April 18, 2015