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instamodel

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.
Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel
by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018
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Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!
Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!
by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019
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Instamod

1. Someone who has only joined the “Scene” recently has no history but acts like an authority on the subject.

2. Someone who blatantly uses quotes from books or other publications and others peoples experiences as their own.

3. Someone who discovers new records, styles and behaves as if they have known about for years.
4. Someone who relentlessly solicits brands/labels in order to raise their profile on social media (brand whore) with constant posts about what they are wearing today….. often accompanied with a G9 Harrington jacket, GH Bass weejuns and a “record of the day”
5. Someone who uses social media to obtain self gratification, although their interpretation is often historically incorrect.
He’s so fake, he’s an Instamod
by Concrete Dog March 23, 2022
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instacoder

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer
You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.
by The Avocoder July 10, 2018
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Cadillac insta model

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.

Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.

All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Nastassia Ponomarenko is one example of a Cadillac insta model.
by Urban Husband January 12, 2019
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InstaDelusional

A woman whose ego is inflated by filters, likes, and simps in her DMs—believing she’s out of everyone’s league while offering the personality of a Ring camera.
“She’s a cashier with a selfie addiction and thinks she deserves a millionaire. She’s full-on InstaDelusional.”
by shores June 29, 2025
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